A box of nothing, the best present ever?
You think you’ve seen it all haven’t you? The most pointless presents you get for your birthday ever, like the ice cream maker gathering dust in the bottom of the kitchen, of those hand towels your mother in law gave to you, or the old fondue set which is lying in the garage as it has been the bane of a diet.
However the one item you do not want on your Birthday has to be this- The box of nothing. A joke you may say? Who sells a box of nothing? “I Want One of those” of course! A sleek looking package, with of course, nothing in it. Imagine opening a gift-wrapped birthday present to discover that you got, of course nothing!
Is there a point of buying a box of nothing, you may ask? Just what can you get, from a box of nothing? Nothing is precious, nothing is simple, nothing is sacred, as the box says, as well as being composed of protons and neutrons. Looking at it that way, makes something out of nothing. And it must be something for nothing, as it costs £3.99 at I Want One Of Those.
What are the features of this particular gadget? A box of nothing. Although it makes you wonder why the age rating for such a product is 14 and up, as there is literally nothing dangerous in this packet.
Despite it being literally nothing, it seems to be out of stock at the moment. Maybe people out there are thinking that something can come out of nothing. Maybe when a person asks their friend what they want for their birthday and get the reply, nothing, take it literally.
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