A box of nothing, the best present ever?

You think you’ve seen it all haven’t you? The most pointless presents you get for your birthday ever, like the ice cream maker gathering dust in the bottom of the kitchen, of those hand towels your mother in law gave to you, or the old fondue set which is lying in the garage as it has been the bane of a diet.
However the one item you do not want on your Birthday has to be this- The box of More